A serialized story · 7 chapters · 2024 – 2025
KALEThe Lore
On the lush planet of Demeter, Kale farming is the name of the game, and Aila has mastered the growing method for optimum results. When a team of scientists, led by the esteemed Dr. Fred and his up-and-coming assistant Hazel, experiment with Corium to enhance Kale’s nutrition and flavor, their work sparks hope for ending universal hunger. But their breakthrough attracts the sinister attention of Zebulon, an intergalactic supervillain determined to use the Kale-Corium to wreak destruction on the universe. Hazel enlists the help of Sheriff Roscoe and a motley crew to stop Zebulon as they work to protect the Kale and all living things. Who will emerge victorious? Good? Evil? Or the Kale itself? Dive into KALE, the Lore to find out.
Book one
Chapters 1 – 5
Nov 2024 – Jan 2025
- Chapter 1On the faraway planet Demeter, a colony thrives on producing the superfood Kale, a fusion of kale and Corium, a material mined on planet Earth. While Demeter aims to harness Kale for good, villains have their eyes on it for more nefarious purposes.
- Chapter 2Our story continues through the lens of a farmer who has perfected the formula for growing Kale. But chaos ensues when Zebulon appears, stealing the Kale and kidnapping Dr. Fred.
- Chapter 3Delve back into the land of Kale, where Roscoe, Hazel, and Aila take to space to rescue the Corium-Kale and Dr. Fred from the clutches of Zebulon, who is no doubt plotting something truly evil.
- Chapter 4Zebulon plots sinister experiments with Corium en route to planet Tharaxis. Can Hazel and the crew stop him before he causes devastation upon the universe? Find out as the thrilling adventure of Kale continues!
- Chapter 5Book one of Kale: The Lore concludes with Hazel and her crew facing the final showdown against Zebulon. Will they defeat him? Or will Zebulon get his hands on Earth’s Corium to the demise of the universe? Find out in Chapter 5!
Book two
This Planet Needs Salad
Jul 2025
- Chapter 6: This Planet Needs Salad (part 1)The crew of the HMS Frederique Hamilton Badgersworth returns victorious to planet Demeter after defeating the evil robot Zebulon. However, after touching down, they find their once-ally Governor Stefano acting strangely and destroying the life-saving Kale plants. As suspicion grows and conspiracies emerge, the team must race to uncover the truth before humanity’s ultimate destruction.
- Chapter 7: This Planet Needs Salad (part 2)With Governor Stefano fully compromised by a rogue AI, the crew splits up in a desperate mission to save their planet. While Hazel and Roscoe distract Robo-Stefano, Aila and Hamish confront the source of the takeover. Time is running out, Kale is being destroyed, and humanity’s fate rests on a last-minute code rewrite and a cowboy in a collared shirt.